Hello, I'm Anna from the Windows Department! Hello Anna, what would you like? Do you know that someone is using your computer for illegal activities? No I don't. Yes, someone is using it without your knowledge. Hmmm... Let me help you to track it down. Are you in the front of your computer? Yes, I'm in the front of my iPad. What? Your computer is not on? I don't have a computer. What? You don't have a computer? Why are you wasting your and my time??? Could not answer, the lady hung up... Sorry Anna!